Deja Vu

Refrigerators?

I have a hunch this poem was

Already written

Easter Egg Hunt

Look, I found the egg!

It is dyed purple and pink.

Mom, where's the candy?

Being a Fish

Fish gills on my sides

I can breathe underwater

Too bad I'm so gross

My name is...

The last piece of bread

I hope I don't get moldy

They call me the butt

Noodles

Noodles in the pool

Alas, not the kind you eat

Flotation device

Upper Lips

Upper lips are weird,

In the shape of Cupid's bow

Some of them have hair

LARPing

LARPing is so fun

Playing with swords in the park

Oops, I must die now